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All my attempts at being an actual teenager have failed so I spend my life on tumblr.

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
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computer users FUCK u

justanothermotherfxckinkid:

bluewaffleez:

itchy nipple at school is worst thing because you can’t scratch it so u sorta have to rub your arm on your boob without looking suspicious it’s hard being a girl ok

This.

jesuschristvevo:

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment

ridge:

i have to keep replaying this

1 day ago211,502 plays
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP