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And a series of bad puns later...

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

glowcloud:

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

elysean:

Broken moon of what?
I KNOW, I KNOW.

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?