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All my attempts at being an actual teenager have failed so I spend my life on tumblr.

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

poetic:

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.